HORMONE OPTIMIZATION FOR WOMEN AND MEN

A Personalized, Evidence-Based Path to Feeling Like Yourself Again

At HOOT HRT, we help women and men across Texas and Louisiana optimize their hormones through personalized bioidentical therapy delivered entirely through telehealth. Our approach combines detailed lab analysis, individualized dosing, ongoing monitoring, and a patient-centered philosophy built on listening, education, and safety.

WOMEN’S HORMONE OPTIMIZATION AT HOOT HRT

A Value-Packed Offer Designed to Change How You Feel

Many women reach a point where they feel overwhelmed by changes in mood, memory, libido, sleep, body composition, and emotional stability. These shifts are often linked to natural hormonal changes, but women are frequently told they're “fine” or “just getting older.”

We don’t dismiss you. We listen, we test thoroughly, and we build a plan for you — not for your lab numbers.

What You Get With HOOT HRT (Women)

Full telehealth evaluation
Personalized dosing of:
– Estradiol/Estriol creams
– Oral micronized progesterone
– Topical testosterone
– Vaginal estradiol or DHEA when medically appropriate
Evidence-based supplement recommendations
Follow-up labs and dose adjustments
Ongoing text and email support
Pay-as-you-go structure with no contracts

The Value Stack (Women)

1200 dollars in comprehensive labs
2400 dollar hormone therapy plan
600 dollar vaginal suppository therapy option (if needed)
900 dollar quarterly follow-ups
150 dollars in shipping and supplies
500 dollars in direct support
250 dollars in lifestyle guidance

Total value ranges from 5400 to 6000 dollars.
Your cost is 2800 to 3000 dollars billed quarterly during your first year.
After your first year, billing transitions to monthly for convenience.

Who You Become After HOOT HRT (Women)

You sleep deeply.
Your mind sharpens.
Your emotional stability increases.
Your confidence returns.
You reconnect with your partner without fear or discomfort.
Your energy stays with you throughout the day.
Your body responds again — curves, strength, and ease.
You feel present, level-headed, strong, and grounded.
You feel like yourself again.

Why Now?

Hormone decline isn’t a single moment — it’s a progression.

Waiting only prolongs discomfort, steals months or years of feeling good, and delays clarity. There is no cost to learning more, but there is a cost to staying stuck.

What Makes HOOT HRT Different?

We don’t rush you.
We don’t dismiss your symptoms.
We don’t rely on limited lab panels.
We don’t force contracts or subscriptions.
We provide fast access through telehealth, eliminating traffic, waiting rooms, and crowded lobbies.
We are trained and certified in bioidentical hormone therapy.
We treat based on your symptoms and your data — not one or the other.
We optimize thyroid and adrenal health, not just sex hormones.
We support you with ongoing communication and real access to your provider.
We serve women across Texas and Louisiana with convenience and respect.

MEN’S HORMONE OPTIMIZATION AT HOOT HRT

A Clear Path Back to Energy, Drive, Strength, and Presence

Many men come to HOOT HRT after months or years of feeling unlike themselves — tired, unmotivated, losing strength, avoiding intimacy, withdrawing from leadership at home and work, or feeling emotionally flat.

Natural hormonal shifts can play a significant role, and men deserve the same level of evaluation, clarity, and individualized support as women.

What You Get With HOOT HRT (Men)

Full telehealth evaluation
Comprehensive male hormone and metabolic panel
Personalized bioidentical testosterone plan
Follow-up labs at 6 week, 6 months, 1 year and dose adjustments
Ongoing communication and guidance
Shipping and supplies included
Pay-as-you-go structure with no contracts

The Value Stack (Men)

1200 dollars in follow up labs
2300 dollar annual therapy plan
900 dollars in follow-ups
150 dollars in supplies and shipping
500 dollars in direct support
250 dollars in lifestyle guidance

Total value is roughly 5000 to 5500 dollars.
Your cost: 2300 dollars annually, billed quarterly.

Who You Become After HOOT HRT (Men)

Your energy returns.
Your drive for life comes back.
Your strength improves in the gym and in daily life.
Your mood becomes more stable, calm, and decisive.
Your confidence stabilizes and grows.
Your connection with your partner strengthens.
Your body composition responds again.
You feel present, capable, and ready.
You become the version of yourself that feels grounded and in control.

Why Now?

Declining testosterone rarely improves with time. Most men spend months or years “pushing through,” unaware there are safe, structured ways to understand what’s happening internally. Learning more costs nothing — staying stuck costs time you don’t get back.

What Makes HOOT HRT Different for Men?

Telehealth convenience across Texas and Louisiana
No contracts or long-term commitments
Thorough evaluation of hormones, thyroid, and metabolic health
A provider who listens, explains, and teaches
Evidence-based dosing and monitoring
A program built for simplicity, clarity, and long-term support

THE HOOT HRT PHILOSOPHY

Why We Exist

HOOT HRT was built for people who deserve to be heard, respected, educated, and supported. We believe:

You should never be rushed through a visit.
You deserve clear answers, not vague reassurances.
Your symptoms matter as much as your lab numbers.
Lab panels must be thorough — not limited.
Telehealth should be convenient, efficient, and personal.
Pricing should be transparent.
Your plan should be individualized, not templated.
And your wellbeing should always come before business models.

This is hormone optimization done differently, intentionally, and with you at the center.

SERVING TEXAS AND LOUISIANA VIA TELEHEALTH

You can meet with us from home, work, or anywhere private.
No waiting rooms.
No traffic.
No stress.
Just expert care delivered simply and safely.

READY TO TAKE THE NEXT STEP?

If you’re ready to understand your hormones and explore a personalized plan, the next step is simple:

Schedule your free consultation at:

Initial Consultation