If you’re tired of being ignored, rushed, or told that your symptoms are "normal" just because your labs fall within a broad insurance-based range—you’re not alone. Many people seeking answers about their fatigue, weight gain, low libido, irregular periods, or emotional changes leave traditional insurance-based clinics feeling dismissed or unheard.
We believe there’s a better way.
At HOOT HRT, we run a fully self-funded, cash-based hormone optimization clinic because we believe you deserve better. No venture capital. No private equity. No insurance companies telling us what care we can or cannot provide. That means every decision we make is guided by your needs—not bureaucracy.
In the insurance world, time is money. Providers are often forced to see 20+ patients a day just to keep up with billing quotas. That leaves very little time to truly listen, run thorough labs, or explore personalized hormone replacement therapy options.
Insurance doesn’t care if:
You’re soaked in sweat at 3 a.m.
You have zero libido and are growing apart from your partner
You’re irritable, exhausted, or fighting with your kids for no reason
Your testosterone is "normal" but you're feeling anything but
Worse yet, most insurance companies won’t cover hormone replacement therapy unless you're profoundly deficient. They don’t optimize. They just manage disease. That’s not good enough for us—and it shouldn't be for you.
When you invest in your own health:
You get time. Our appointments are never rushed.
You get attention. We listen, observe, and respect your experience.
You get science. Our lab panels look at 12+ hormone markers, including those for perimenopause, andropause, thyroid issues, PCOS, adrenal health, and more.
You get transparency. Our full hormone lab panel costs $300—far below what many hospital systems charge for a fraction of the tests.
At HOOT HRT, we combine military-grade precision with evidence-based hormone optimization. We are certified in bioidentical hormone replacement therapy and use data, clinical intuition, and compassion to create real solutions.
When you invest in us, we invest in you. We go above and beyond—not because we have to, but because it's who we are.
We are here to solve problems, not check boxes. To optimize your life, not just treat disease. And to finally give you what insurance-based care rarely delivers: results that matter.
Schedule your consultation at www.hoothrt.com and take the first step toward a better, more empowered version of yourself.