Since HOOT HRT began in San Antonio, our north star has stayed the same: deliver sustainable vitality without compromise. We don’t guess, we test.
We find metabolic dysfunction and hormone dysfunction early and fix what’s driving them before they turn into long-term complications. As a San Antonio–based telehealth clinic serving the great state of Texas, we make high-level care simple, fast, and effective.
We turn deep labs into clear action: targeted nutrition, progressive strength training, sleep optimization, and evidence-based medications when they’re warranted. That includes testosterone replacement, comprehensive hormone replacement for perimenopause and menopause, thyroid disorder management, PCOS care, and weight loss for metabolic issues that lasts.
This is sustainable abundance for health.
Growth compounds
Improve insulin sensitivity and sleep and you unlock better hormones, cognition, and recovery. Health gains stack.
Data removes guesswork
We run extensive testing and in-depth analysis so your plan is precise, not generic. When mechanisms are clear, constraints disappear.
Real-world solutions win
We solve daily problems: stubborn weight, brain fog, low libido, poor sleep. Protocols are built to be doable, durable, and results-driven.
Care creates autonomy
We educate, track, and adjust so you control your health span, fewer appointments, clearer decisions, more life.
Access drives outcomes
We cut the insurance runaround. Transparent pricing. Rapid telehealth across Texas. If you’re ready to work, we’re ready to lead.
We’re accelerating Texas’s transition to sustainable vitality.
This isn’t easy. Reversing metabolic dysfunction takes relentless execution. We do the unglamorous things that work: test thoroughly, train consistently, dose precisely, follow up fast.
The goal is simple, more energy, better sleep, stronger bodies, clearer minds for Texans and their families.
We launched with comprehensive hormone and metabolic workups. We scaled into integrated programs that combine nutrition, strength, sleep, and medication when indicated: testosterone replacement for men and women, hormone replacement for perimenopause and menopause, targeted PCOS protocols, thyroid disorder care, "tides" for weight loss, and sexual-health options. Now we’re unifying it into one operating system for your health—clear metrics, clear actions, clear follow-up, delivered via telehealth from San Antonio to every corner of Texas.
Find it early
Comprehensive labs and body-comp, insulin resistance markers, thyroid panel, sex hormones, lipids, inflammation, micronutrients. If it’s not measured, it’s missed.
Explain it simply
What it is, your result, why it matters, what we’ll do—so you know exactly how testosterone replacement, hormone replacement, thyroid care, PCOS strategies, or weight loss tools fit your physiology.
Treat root causes
Protein-forward nutrition, progressive strength training, sleep architecture, stress control. Meds only when they earn their keep.
Iterate fast
Telehealth check-ins, lab-guided adjustments, clear stop rules. We keep what works and cut what doesn’t.
Make it accessible
San Antonio home base, Texas-wide telehealth, transparent pricing, and tools you’ll actually use.
Testosterone replacement
For qualified men with documented deficiency: symptom-driven, lab-confirmed, with hematocrit and estradiol oversight. We aim for function, not just numbers. If your testosterone is normal, we’ll tell you—and address the real driver.
Hormone replacement for women
Perimenopause and menopause protocols using evidence-based estrogen, progesterone, and (when appropriate) testosterone to support sleep, mood, cognition, bone, heart, and sexual health.
PCOS care
Insulin resistance first. Structured nutrition, strength training, targeted medications, and cycle-aware strategies to improve symptoms and long-term risk.
Thyroid disorders
From subclinical dysfunction to overt hypothyroidism: diagnose accurately, treat thoughtfully, and align thyroid care with metabolic goals.
Weight loss for metabolic issues
"Tides" and lifestyle architecture to drive durable fat loss, better A1C, and sustained health—not yo-yo dieting.
More energy. Better sleep. Leaner, stronger bodies. Clearer minds. Health span that compounds year after year.
This is the HOOT HRT way—San Antonio’s best testosterone replacement clinic experience, delivered via telehealth across Texas, with the depth to manage hormone replacement, perimenopause, menopause, PCOS, thyroid disorders, and weight loss for metabolic issues that lead to sustained health.
Book your consultation now at www.hoothrt.com