Our Approach

At HOOT HRT, we understand that the top health challenges Americans face today—cardiovascular disease, cancer, and metabolic disorders like obesity and diabetes—are not just statistics but deeply personal struggles affecting your quality of life, energy, and confidence. Poor metabolic health, driven by insulin resistance, obesity, and inactivity, is the single highest predictor of mortality. These challenges can feel overwhelming, but with the right care, they can be solved.

Our mission is to listen, understand, and provide solutions. At HOOT HRT, we are dedicated to efficient, results-driven care that addresses your unique needs. Through personalized care plans tailored just for you, we tackle the root causes of your symptoms—whether it’s hormone imbalances, weight struggles, fatigue, or the effects of aging. We specialize in hormone optimization, metabolic health, perimenopause, menopause, bone strength, mental clarity, and geroprotection practices, all designed to help you feel and function at your best.

You’ll never feel rushed or overlooked at HOOT HRT. Our compassionate team is committed to solving your health concerns with precision and care, empowering you to reclaim your vitality and thrive. With no consultation fees, no long-term contracts, and flexible payment options—including monthly, quarterly, semi-annual, and annual plans—we make exceptional care accessible to everyone. As a cash-only practice, we accept HSA and FSA accounts and provide itemized receipts for easy record-keeping. And with our telehealth services available across Texas and Louisiana, personalized care is just a call away.

Don’t settle for feeling “just okay.” Take the first step toward a healthier, stronger, and more vibrant life today. Contact HOOT HRT now to schedule your consultation and discover how we can help you feel heard, valued, and truly cared for. Together, we’ll solve your health challenges and create a brighter future for you!

1. Fast-Track Lab & Plan
   Book today and we'll hold a priority telehealth consultation and place labs in that day! After your labs result, we will meet again. Via telehealth. And discuss. Potential treatments or non pharmacological treatments. If you’re not a candidate, you won’t be pushed into therapy—you’ll still get a clear, written plan you can use.

2. Switch-Over Concierge (If You’re Stuck Elsewhere)
   Already on TRT, HRT, or GLPs but not getting results? We’ll help you transition safely: records transfer assistance, dose audit, and a fresh, lab-driven protocol—without in-clinic visits.

3. 90-Day Momentum Method
   Your first 90 days are structured for traction: week-0 labs & plan → ~6-week labs & fine-tune → habit scripts (sleep, training, protein targets) you can actually follow. You’ll know exactly what to do each week.

4. “Data Or It Doesn’t Happen” Promise
   We don’t chase symptoms blindly. If your plan isn’t working, your labs and outcomes will show us why—and we’ll adjust. No black boxes, no guesswork.